Is the only good thing about the church the cakes they make when they're fund raising. Mmmm, those cakes...?

soft moist, sponge cake, battenburg, blackforest cake with glace cherries, banana cake with a hint of cinnamon, lemon tart, and those small fairy cakes topped with whipped cream. I'm an atheist, but that's score one for the christians as far I'm concerned